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2005-03-23 [Barrassg]: get me 1 smokey

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: haha, double or a triple???

2005-03-23 [Barrassg]: tripple

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: lolz, straight or mixed wit anuvva beverage?

2005-03-23 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: i was drinking aftershock last nite *drools*

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: lolz, colour?

2005-03-23 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: red! it is lush!!! lol my mate got smashed and i was completely fine!

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: lolz, i think blues better like, red that aniseed shit,ill, lol

2005-03-23 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: lol i like it! ive neva tried blue 1 b4 just the red!

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: lolz,well blue tastes bit like toothpaste tho,lol,

2005-03-23 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: coolies i like toothpaste lol

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: lolz, ill,

2005-03-23 [~angelus~]: taste of toothpaste,lol,

2005-03-23 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: mmmmmmmm whers the barman in this place!

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: I'm here

2005-03-23 [Mal Reynolds]: (starts playing the ole Mariachi way)

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: WHHEY!!!

2005-03-23 [Barrassg]: pint of stell plz chitch

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: here

2005-03-23 [Mal Reynolds]: Cancion Del Mariachi shall be played a few times, it is a great song

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: go on then friend.

2005-03-23 [Mal Reynolds]: woohoo (plays)

2005-03-23 [i blackin my eyes in the name of love]: can i join?

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: No job's going. You can just be a punter...... What you wanting to drink?

2005-03-23 [Mal Reynolds]: I am the local unofficial Mariachi! Nobody steals my job!

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: You'll be on the the list.

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: you'll be official

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: hey!!

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: what?

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: i sed hey...i woz being nice!

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: HEY!!!!

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: wooo u get it lol! HEY!!!!

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: WHEYYY!!

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: yea ok lets actually start a convo.....

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: ok.

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: errr yeah!

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: aye

2005-03-23 [Mal Reynolds]: whats crackin people

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: r man ur rite difficult! gawd chitch! *poke*

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: DIVVINT FUCKING POKE ME!! **GRABS STUBBY SHOTGUN OFF WALL AND SHOVES IT TO ANNA'S FACE!**

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: And I'm lovely and difficult

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: divvint fucking poke me with shotguns then!

2005-03-23 [Anna™]: lovely? you? *cough* yeah course *cough*

2005-03-23 [ironboundtreo]: hey ho

2005-03-23 [-chitch-]: NEVER!!!

2005-03-24 [LAURALOVE.]: nuts over her chitch! salted

2005-03-24 [-chitch-]: Over who? **ZZZZZZZZZZZIP**

2005-03-24 [LAURALOVE.]: i ment here! HERE not HER lol! over me if u want!

2005-03-24 [-chitch-]: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Great. here yih gan. Hoys the pack over. ****

2005-03-24 [LAURALOVE.]: thanks very much! blimey! these r big peanuts!

2005-03-24 [-chitch-]: Oh sorry..................>_>.........<_<............>_>

2005-03-24 [LAURALOVE.]: i also want a blue WKD to wet my whistle1

2005-03-24 [-chitch-]: hahaha!! I think you are getting to horny for your own good.................. here, *passes over bottle**

2005-03-24 [LAURALOVE.]: eh??? uh yeah thanks..

2005-03-24 [-chitch-]: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

2005-03-26 [Mal Reynolds]: hello people! its 9:43 and i'm already getting a Grogg

2005-03-26 [jobby]: your up early. well, i was up at 7.50 getting "some stella in for the lads"

2005-03-26 [Mal Reynolds]: lol canny wild

2005-03-26 [jobby]: lol

2005-03-26 [Mal Reynolds]: waaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2005-03-27 [-chitch-]: WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-27 [LAURALOVE.]: heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

2005-03-27 [-chitch-]: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1

2005-03-27 [LAURALOVE.]: goooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-27 [Mal Reynolds]: is the shotgun a chocolate shotgun?

2005-03-28 [-chitch-]: yesterday it was. Now it is used by marines against zombies. BUT KNOW ONE IS TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

2005-03-28 [I HATE ICP]: hi

2005-03-28 [Mal Reynolds]: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

2005-03-28 [-chitch-]: A wood chuck could chuck no amount of wood. Even if a wood chuck could chuck wood, he wouldn't

2005-03-28 [Mal Reynolds]: but if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

2005-03-28 [LAURALOVE.]: i like stuff

2005-03-28 [-chitch-]: wood chucks are bastards

2005-03-28 [Mal Reynolds]: lol aren't they just. I was only inquiring though

2005-03-28 [-chitch-]: I suppose..........

2005-03-28 [Mal Reynolds]: Get me a Grogg barkeep, i'm thinking of more themes to cover

2005-03-28 [-chitch-]: excellent........... **pours 2 grogg(tm)s**

2005-03-28 [Mal Reynolds]: why thank you barkeep

2005-03-29 [~Altopia~]: Drink...Now!!! Hurry...I need a drink...*tosses her coat on the floor* I'm so worried, it's my friend...I'll take a single malt scotch on ice, make it a double!

2005-03-29 [jobby]: whats up with your friend Alt?

2005-03-29 [Mal Reynolds]: thats canny wild, i'll take a grogg

2005-03-29 [jobby]: can i have a grogg and a hole-in-the-spud?

2005-03-29 [~Altopia~]: Look, seriously, he's not ok, and I don't know what to do.

2005-03-29 [-chitch-]: If I'm not in the pub, the senior staff like Jobby or Andrew can serve you...... What's up like?

2005-03-29 [~Altopia~]: I'd like my single malt scotch, make it a tripple

2005-03-29 [-chitch-]: **meks up a tripple**

2005-03-29 [LAURALOVE.]: *walks in* brrr its cold!

2005-03-29 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer it is cold isnt it! brrrrr that wil teach me to wear more clothes :P

2005-03-29 [LAURALOVE.]: sam, put ur genitalia away in here!!! god u cant take her anywhere!

2005-03-29 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: woops sorry! didnt realize it was out!!!

2005-03-29 [jobby]: i think i might go and swim in the sea for a bit, ta da

2005-03-29 [Mal Reynolds]: see you later man! arite senior staff! whose up for a drink?

2005-03-29 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: me if ur offering lol

2005-03-29 [Mal Reynolds]: I am I am! a drink for you milady

2005-03-29 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thank you! u deserve a private session!

2005-03-29 [Mal Reynolds]: well you know the Mariachi way. Once i've finnished up playing i'll be available

2005-03-29 [Mal Reynolds]: i have to go now, i'll reign check that session. g'night folks

2005-03-29 [jobby]: im all wet. so is sam by the sounds of things

2005-03-30 [LAURALOVE.]: hahaha! wet!

2005-03-30 [-chitch-]: THEY DID THE MASH!

2005-03-30 [jobby]: the monser mash

2005-03-30 [Mal Reynolds]: was it a graveyard smash?

2005-03-30 [-chitch-]: It got on in a flash!

2005-03-30 [-chitch-]: It got on in a flash! I know that for sure!

2005-03-30 [Mal Reynolds]: was seen while rocking and rolling to the sound?

2005-03-31 [LAURALOVE.]: crazystuff

2005-03-31 [-chitch-]: Everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band.

2005-03-31 [LAURALOVE.]: ahaha people! its karioke tonight!!!! sing people sing!!!!

2005-03-31 [Mal Reynolds]: does anyone know the immortal classic " the wheels on a Rothbury motors bus just fall off"?

2005-03-31 [LAURALOVE.]: youve just signed yourself to sing that on kareoke! come on up!!!!

2005-03-31 [~Altopia~]: *pushes [Mal Reynolds] aside....Me first....I love Kareoke...What should I sing? *staggers on stage*

2005-03-31 [ironboundtreo]: i wanna sing amarillo,buy ladies first

2005-03-31 [ironboundtreo]: i wanna sing amarillo,but ladies first

2005-03-31 [~Altopia~]: ok...Any requests???

2005-03-31 [ironboundtreo]: hmmmmmmm.........queen!!

2005-04-01 [~Altopia~]: Boheamian rhapsody?

2005-04-01 [Mal Reynolds]: thank God you got me outta that one, I owe you one

2005-04-01 [Mal Reynolds]: The Cure - Burn. I'l play the riff

2005-04-01 [ironboundtreo]: i'll do drums

2005-04-01 [~Altopia~]: How about we do Friday I'm in love? It's a more girly song???

2005-04-01 [Mal Reynolds]: well as a mariachi its my duty, though i'm not keen.

2005-04-01 [ironboundtreo]: lol

2005-04-02 [~Altopia~]: *gets up to sing...Fuck friday I'm in love...*sings pantera's 'cemetary gates'...This is for you Phil!

2005-04-02 [Mal Reynolds]: Heresy

2005-04-02 [gypsypunk]: *wanders to the bar and punshes andy's arm gentel like* howdy broski!

2005-04-02 [Mal Reynolds]: hello! can i order ya summit sis? the Grogg here is most excellent

2005-04-03 [gypsypunk]: then Grogg it be, cheers

2005-04-03 [LAURALOVE.]: i want a tequila please! its my birthday tomorow, does that mean i get it for free???

2005-04-03 [Mal Reynolds]: Grogg, all a growing pirate needs

2005-04-03 [Anna™]: i can't wait til ur bday lawz!!!

2005-04-03 [LAURALOVE.]: i know! me niether!!! u stil cumin? and r u sleepin over?

2005-04-03 [Anna™]: corse im cumin! i dunno if im sleepin ova, i'll ask my mum wen she gets home, i'll txt ya!

2005-04-03 [LAURALOVE.]: good! loadsa ppl r stayin and stil goin to the crammer!!!

2005-04-03 [Anna™]: ok rite!

2005-04-03 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey everyone

2005-04-03 [Anna™]: hey darlin howz u

2005-04-03 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: im gud u? i had a lovely 6 hour shift at work 2day! lol r u stil goin to newcastle 2moro?

2005-04-03 [Anna™]: yeap! 10 2 10 bussy! tlk 2 lawz bout it cz iv gotta go, wuvz ya!

2005-04-03 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: il txt ya later then! byebye xxx

2005-04-03 [Mal Reynolds]: (Andrew answers bar phone) ok hold on a minute... Mike Rotch, has anyone seen Mike Rotch?

2005-04-03 [Barrassg]: pint plz someone who is ere

2005-04-03 [LAURALOVE.]: sam r u cumin tomoro? ur invited if u want?

2005-04-03 [Mal Reynolds]: whats yer poison?

2005-04-03 [ironboundtreo]: give us a grogg(tm)

2005-04-03 [Mal Reynolds]: reeto, 1 grogg comin right up

2005-04-03 [ironboundtreo]: sound

2005-04-04 [-chitch-]: "2 LEGIT 2 QUIT! Sweat! Running all over my chest. I just press. Harder than I ever have before!"

2005-04-04 [gypsypunk]: *still standing next to the bar,* bro give us a grogg would ya? growing pirate an all that. *winks and smirks*

2005-04-04 [Mal Reynolds]: reeto! 1 Grogg comin up! *nods at Chitch* drink up me hearty yo ho

2005-04-04 [Mal Reynolds]: *begins deep conversation with [gypsypunk]*

2005-04-04 [gypsypunk]: *sits drinking her pin'O Grogg, nodding and uh-huing to Neo*

2005-04-04 [-chitch-]: there is more than grogg here you know......

2005-04-05 [Mal Reynolds]: true, i'll take a JD and coke. No pirate stuff today for me its to hot!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: It is warm like.

2005-04-05 [ironboundtreo]: aye it is,wtc chitch?

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: in between her legs

2005-04-05 [ironboundtreo]: true true,what u been up to?

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: fuck all

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: yey!!!!!!!!

2005-04-05 [ironboundtreo]: geta drink for laura on me

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: aye

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: yey!! thanks stevo!!!

2005-04-05 [Mal Reynolds]: God damn it is hot, call me old fashioned but i'll tak an orange juice

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Sorry. Fridge is fucked and that bastard repairman isn't able to get here until tomorrow. But I've got an ice lolly and a cold glass of water?

2005-04-05 [ironboundtreo]: i think we should auction them off for money for the bar,wheres david dickenson when we need him

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Ask Jobby

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: Hey [-chitch-],*walks over to a stool and throws her jacket down as usual*

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: What's the crack babe?

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: I was over the other side of town, got offered a job...Pay's same as here, but they offer free drinks to their ladies...

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: You get free drinks.......... But if you want to leave. I can't stop you.

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: I get free drinks???*cunning smile* Then I'll have a Vodca and squash...Don't forget the piece of lemon and one off those beny straws...Thanks Darl.

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: I get free drinks???*cunning smile* Then I'll have a Vodca and squash...Don't forget the piece of lemon and one off those bendy straws...Thanks Darl.

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: So you're staying?? **looks excited** **passes drink over.**

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: I don't know ..What am I saying?? You tell me.

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Well. I'm sure our punters would enjoy the time with you. I certainly do.......... Please stay...................

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: *sips her drink*..Alright, then I'll stay...Was going to all along you know?*winks*

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: WHEY!!! Just to see me eh? lol!

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: Yes of corurse...So about that pay rise...*puppy dog eyes*

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: of course. £60 an hour plus the dosh we put down your knickers.

2005-04-05 [~Altopia~]: *smiles* I can live with that....

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: WHEY!!!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: *downs her pint and says with a smile* yummy!

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: £60 BLOODY POUND!!!! I GET £3.50 AN HOUR!! AND IVE GOT TO LISTEN TO TALENTLESS FOOLS ON THE KAREOKE!!!!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: But you only work one night a week.

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: 3 actually! thursday kareoke, friday and saturday DJ! and i spend all my wages in here!!! awww thats not fair!!!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: FINE! £25 an hour. For fucks sake. Thank fuck them Slig's are easy!

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: hahaha!! aww thanks chitchy!!! DRINKS ARE ON ME FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES!!!

2005-04-05 [ironboundtreo]: im happy with my wadgess,all i do is mix coctails,and no-one ever askes for them

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Make me a cocktail. Or I'll take mine out.

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Too late     <img:http://www.antiques-scotland.co.uk/images/June/cockral250.jpg>

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: take your what out??? dont make him one stevo!!! but il have one!!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: Cockral............ Hence the picture. MAKE ME A COCKTAIL OR YOU'RE FIRED!!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: *falls of her seat* What the hells with the giant cockrell?!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: I took my cockral out

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: *shakes her head and goes back to her seat* some one get me a drink quick..

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: wow!! it is pretty giant isnt it!!!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: How many have you had pet?

2005-04-05 [LAURALOVE.]: i think stevo put something in the cocktail!!!!

2005-04-05 [-chitch-]: GIVE ME A DRINK DAMNIT!

2005-04-05 [gypsypunk]: good then give me one

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